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We mourn the passing of a dear friend..

Tue Oct 13, 2009, 5:29 PM
Copy/pasted from :iconraijimagiwind: .... Sadly its true...

People need a damn wake-up call. >:-|

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn’t always fair,

and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; and I’m A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

(Printed in The London Times)

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  • Reading: the subliminal mesages in the spiders web
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:iconladykirk:
Hi!, thanks for the watch!
Sorry about the late response... ^^; (really sorry)

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Once again, thanks for all... n_n


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:icondragons-bane666:
Yeahhh...... He scared you away, didn't he?.....
Hopefully I'll be able to break away from him for a bit tomorrow.....

In the meantme.. I'll be keeping a lookout for Wesker.....

What time you gonna get there?

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Soo, how 'bout that novel, you've been working on there? Huh?.... You know that novel..you've been working on for three years?...Hm?....
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lol

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Soo, how 'bout that novel, you've been working on there? Huh?.... You know that novel..you've been working on for three years?...Hm?....

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